mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

(via be-nice-janetweiss)

uneducatedbunny:

S1E1 "Dexter"

(via fucking-dark-passenger)

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

(via fuckoffyuyi)

I should go to bed but I can’t lol

tottycrushes:

Scarlett Johansson

tottycrushes:

Scarlett Johansson

(via whatwoahashley)

asker

Anonymous asked: totally thought you were from Britain and like 22 , that's why I asked lmao sry for creepiness

Lmao oh definitely not. Sorry to disappoint!

I thought the same Jess. Lol

fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

(via cuntnugg3tss)

the most dangerous woman in the universe

(via clintbrtns)

asker

Anonymous asked: what's your full name and age and where are you from? I don't know you in irl but I wanna know more tbh

Lol you’ll have to message me off anon for my last name but I’m Josh from Maine and I’m 18. How about you anon? Lol

(via hheimdall)

Album Art

emo4matty:

You’re too mean, I don’t like you, fuck you anyway
You make me wanna scream at the top of my lungs

(via clintbrtns)

Artistthe neighbourhood
Titleafraid

They’re growing fast.

N o t   f a s t   e n o u g h .

(via gryffinwhore)

(via jikachu)

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